List of jew schmucks snipped for relevancy...... Momentum FINALLY Shifting to Ed ConradOn Sept. 6, 1996 (better late than never), Ron Cittesiano wrote to talk.origins and alt.catastrophism: Beneath the Header: The intrepid Mr. Cittesiano (Response from a... Not exactly big fella. A female without a **** can still function loveually and the nevre endings are continuous with the vigina. Most females can't orgasm anyway so they'd hardly know the difference. And as we all know, including Dr. Fraud, mature females have privatesl orgasms. Absolutely. The reason they did it was probably a primitive fertility rite, be fruitful and multiply. In the case of Abraham the reason was very clear why he did it. He was an old man married to a young girl of about 13 and couldn't get it up. He had tried everything from rubbing crocodile dung on his chicken to having Sarah give him prostate mbuttages every night(yeah very romantic for a young wife lol) Finally, he got the idea of cutting off the skin on the tip of his chicken to get a hardon. But when Sarah saw it that night she broke into a hysterical fit of laughter at the folly of the old geezer.After a while the entire tent village heard the story and Abraham was the butt of numerous jokes and limericks. In fact, one of these limericks still survives. There was an old geezer named Abbie Whose chicken was unusually flabby So he cut off his prepuce And they called him a doofus Do you think you Yahoodies that was nice? Well, of course he was extremely embarbutted and planned his revenge on the village, his wife who was stealing his gelt and the young Greek fisherman from Lake Galilee who his wife was shagging. While his was plotting his revenge a fortuitous event occurred. Old Abe had about 2000 goats and one of them was born pure white (probably an albino) a sign from god to the hebrew tribe that the owner of the herd was a man chosen by god and must be respected as a prophet. Abe saw his chance and announced to the village that god had spoken to him and ordered him to cut off the foreskins of all the men. Of course, he started with the Greek fisherman :o) The reason most
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