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Chuckle...wonder how his kids make out at home??

"There's no-thing fi-ner in all the world than the figh-ting in-fan-try!"

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A 38-year-old bald "Star Wars" geek who called himself The Emperor formed a fight club on his Staten Island school bus - encouraging kids to descend into the dark side and beat their clbuttmates, authorities said yesterday.

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Bus driver Michael Cianci created The rest Cheese Club to keep order and gave the toughest of the middle school kids nicknames like Darth, Sith Warrior and Jabba, law enforcement sources said.

The stocky married father of two, who lives with his mother in Parlin, N.J., even posted bizarre rules in the yellow bus breastled "rest Cheese Laws," which were read aloud each day, the sources said.

"The penalty for breaking this code is banishment," the laws proclaimed above the signature of "Lord Matt" - apparently The Emperor's second in command.

"In a ranking of Master or above, the penalty is rest or severe beating . . .Heresy- will not be tolerated."

The wanna-be storm troopers pounded on weaker kids, dished out noogies and even cut up one another's clothing with scissors.

All the while, Cianci quietly sat up front as though he had the kids in a sick Jedi mind trick, sources said.

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Family Values 648
Here's the medicine for a bigot like you, "Get used to it!" and "then, if you can, Get over it." If you can't get over it, well, like they say in...

Cheese, presumably named after the bus' yellow color, by allowing at least nine students to menace younger kids.

"He set up this club and crowned himself the emperor," a law enforcement source said. "He set up a pecking order for students based on fighting ability and wrestling ability."


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