On the other hand, the Humane Society would object if they knew about the acts of animal cruelty that she was inflicting on male strays. I think that it's some sort of feminist satanic ritual. Where and How to Dig for Gold LOLHi, All: Thought this would be interesting...from today's local...almost sounds like Darkfalz wrote it! As for the punchline...you have to click the link and read to the end! EXCERPTS... Happy St.Patrick's Day EveryoneST. PATRICK'S DAY SELF-HELP GUIDE Rob Reuter Editor, The American Jerk St. Patrick's Day: the one day of the year when the 2% of the world's population that's Irish gets the other 98... ------------------------------------ "Ladies and gentlemen - let's have a round of applause for tonight's player of the game - FRAN-CIS-CO SAN-N-N-N-TOS! - Brian Anthony (P.A. announcer at Grizzlie Stadium), June 11, 2004 "Men are qualified for civil liberty in exact proportion to their disposition to put moral chains upon their own appebreastes; in proportion as their love of justice is above their rapacity; in proportion as their soundness and sobriety of understanding is above their vanity and presumption; in proportion as they are more disposed to listen to the counsels of the wise and good, in preference to the flattery of knaves. Society cannot exist unless a controlling power upon will and appebreaste be placed somewhere, and the less of it there is within, the more there must be without. It is ordained in the eternal consbreastution of things that men of intemperate minds cannot be free. Their pbuttions forge their fetters." - Edmund Burke, Letter to a Member of the National buttembly (1791)
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