The "bet" took place back in 1996, Puke. You've obviously kept yourself uninformed of what you are talking about, which is your normal state of mind, anyway. You're the only one that thinks that I'm Dave Sim. On the other hand, everyone KNOWS that you are nothing other than Carol Ann (Worstall) Hemingway, distant cousin of Ferd Berfle, neighbor to Frank Farkle, his wife Fannie Farkle, their kids, Sparkle Farkle and Fred Farkle, the twins, Simon and Gar Farkle, mother-of-convenience to the poor abused David Scott Hemingway and the Mary May Worstall who died of shame for having birthed you and the late Harry Howard Worstall, who died making your precious little life as comfortable as you could stand, all the while enduring the abuse and hatred his overindulged daughter Carol Ann could heap upon him. ------------------------------------ "Ladies and gentlemen - let's have a round of applause for tonight's player of the game - FRAN-CIS-CO SAN-N-N-N-TOS! - Brian Anthony (P.A. announcer at Grizzlie Stadium), June 11, 2004 "Men are qualified for civil liberty in exact proportion to their disposition to put moral chains upon their own appebreastes; in proportion as their love of justice is above their rapacity; in proportion as their soundness and sobriety of understanding is above their vanity and presumption; in proportion as they are more disposed to listen to the counsels of the wise and good, in preference to the flattery of knaves. Society cannot exist unless a controlling power upon will and appebreaste be placed somewhere, and the less of it there is within, the more there must be without. It is ordained in the eternal consbreastution of things that men of intemperate minds cannot be free. Their pbuttions forge their fetters." - Edmund Burke, Letter to a Member of the National buttembly (1791)
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