Eris Kallisti Discordia was laughing at the antics of maceanruig, when they suddenly burst out in tears, saying: Let's see, now..."I made a pact with the devil." -- Sistah Moonshine, from believe he's trying to mock me! Heavens to Murgatroyd, what is usenet coming to, when k00ks can mock kookologists with such effrontery? Next thing you know, he'll try a poast edit. -- Hail Eris! Flonk Leader #2 & #11 1-9 The Discordian People's Most Powerful and Revered Being (without portfolio) "Laws count, the US Consbreastution count more, and we need to have judges on the bench who are going to Carry Out those laws, not Make Law or Interpret Law." -- John "Easily" Shocked contradicts his own words on the overriding "For the most part, morality is universal." -- John "Easily" Shocked "Bad stories are bad stories. We just call them as they are." -- DBurns demonstrates his sheer cluelessness on Mar 9, 2002, at 6:25 pm, in rec.arts.drwho "Bernadette, you ignorant oaf. Bernadette, you brainless dullard. Bernadette, you feeble-minded wag. Bernadette, you blathering baboon. Bernadette, you babbling boor. Bernadette, you depraved dolt. Bernadette, you stinking slimeball. Bernadette, you yammering yak. Bernadette, you lily-livered lush. Bernadette, you hard-hearted hulk." "Lurlean would never dream of sleeping with a dog. The Bible's against it. You don't seem to care what the Bible says, so she thought maybe you gave that a try too -- in addition to sucking on Steve, letting him play with your butt, and having seven different lesbian lovers in our bed." -- Sistah Moonshine shocks a.p.h. with the revelation that she got "I should have known my boss was evil when he called my jumping onto my chair to praise the Lord out loud 'inappropriate behavior.'" -- "I made a pact with the devil." -- Sistah Moonshine, from her dream "'drink that hooch,' they would say, 'and then smoke that joint. Bury your head in that strange woman's crotch and bring her to a thunderous climax with your tongue, then tell her no man could ever give her that much pleasure in a thousand years. Tell her to leave her husband and become a lesbian. Drip hot wax on that pervert's nutty buddies and then charge him extra for the privilege.'" -- Sistah Moonshine is now working on an erotic epic to outmatch Anne Rice. "Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it adversely." -- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". "You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here. Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain." -- John Wentzky: Living proof of the rest of "This bandwidth has been rescued from AOL." -- mimus
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