KANSAS KICKS EVOLUTION OVER THE RAINBOW 1010

For 25 years I've known something that millions upon millions of people don't know -- or can't possibly comprehend. That's because they've been brainwashed by the "experts" with the alphabet soup at the end of their names.. The plain, simple fact is that there isn't a scintilla of physical evidence backing up the Theory of Evolution, although members of the Scientific Establishment maintain a wealth of such evidence exists. I know this for a fact because I've gone head-to-head and eyeball- to-eyeball with some of the nation's leading anthropologists as well as

paleontologists and so-called "respected" insbreastutions such as the Smithsonian and the University of California at Berkeley. I've found they simply can't cope with their lack of physical evidence, so they employ devious methods of keeping their erroneous theory alive. As you all should know by now, I've discovered petrified mammalian bones, teeth and even soft organs � some human -- between anthracite veins in

Northeastern Pennsylvania. And, since the "golden rule" of geology is that coal was formed during the Carboniferous Period -� some 280 million years ago -� my specimens provide the evidence that man and a variety of large land animals are much, much older than evolution dictates. Anthracite, I might add, is considered the oldest of the coals. Many of the specimens I have discovered have undergone state-of-the art

scientific testing, ALL with positive results, despite what the skeptics say. They include favorable research by American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va., and by a top bone expert -- Dr. Jeremy Dahl -- then at Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center in Atlanta, and others.. scans; scanning electronic microscopy (SEM), and microscopic examination of the presence of Haversian canals (the tell-tale sign of bone). Yet, over these past 25 years, I have met with nothing but deceit, deception, collusion and conspiracy by members of the Scientific Establishmen who are as dishonest as the day is long, protecting their vested interests.. They have long attempted to ridicule me and my physical evidence since they realize my discoveries most seriously threaten their erroneous paradigm. I actually had caught some of these so-called prestigious scientists and insbreastutions tampering with -� or fiddling with -- my evidence to avoid admitting that I have what I say I have. I think, because of the courageous Kansas School Board's ruling, sleazeball evolutionIsts and their deceitful organizations ought to start searching for an undertaker. This may well be the first nail in their coffin.

************************ KANSAS SCHOOL BOARD APPROVES LANGUAGE CRITICAL OF EVOLUTION: By a 6-4 vote, the Kansas State Board of Education adopted new standards for science clbuttes that claim theories of evolution "are not based on direct observations...and often reflect...inferences from indirect or circumstantial evidence."

The vote "runs afoul of mainstream national science organizations, which criticized the move." One board member who voted against the new standards said, "I don't know anyone whose faith has been destroyed by learning good science."

"If we are going to continue to bring high-tech jobs to Kansas and move our state forward, we need to strengthen science standards, not weaken them," Gov. Kathleen Sebelius (D-KS) said.

"Look at the media we're attracting. This is not positive media, folks, this is negative media. We're becoming the laughingstock not only of the nation, but of the world, and I hate that," said board member Janet Waugh of Kansas City.

Looks like most folks in the "Bible Belt" are believers in the FLAT EARTH theory, too. So much for Galileo, Newton and Einstein. Bush will have to scrap his "Kennedy-esque" space program since the Earth is now the center of the Universe, according to the moron Right-tards.