IF Pseudos' Noses Would Glow

IF pseudos' noses would glow Like Santa's Rudolph, you know Whenever they're telling a lie It might put an end to the flow Of ALL the hot air they blow And Truth might start flyin' high million years old, dating back to the Carboniferous Period.) Photos show a petrified human femur embedded in slate that was excavated during an open-pit mining operation in Pennsylvania's anthracite region: PETRIFIED HUMAN FINGER AND TOE Photo during Power Point presentation in Switzerland) Two Petrified Human Skulls (one embedded in boulder) Handcarved Tool-Weapon Handle (Turned to Anthracite) Other Petrified Specimens Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center American Medical Laboratories CATscan on petrified premolar Scanning Electron Microscopy on petrified tibia Presence of Haversian canals (Photo of tibia ground section) ========================================== Lawrence M. Small, Secretary of Smithsonian Insbreastution, and members of the administrative staff including Sudeep Anand Gary M. Beer Thomas D. Blair William W. Brubaker Sheila P. Burke Simple Simon Virginia B. Cllark John W. Cobert Jack the Ripper Bruce A. Dauer Ellen J. Dorn David L. Evans Michael A. Headley, Digger O'Dell (manager of basement burials) Herma Hightower Roseanna Roseannadanna Carole M. P. Neves Neil Payne Voodo Medicine Man Neil Ridgley Dennis Shaw, James H. Wallace Jr. Thyphoid Mary Paul Wessel Amy Silkins Carely Whiteney, Elizabeth Ziebarth Fearless Fosprivates James Hobbins John Huera Catheryn Hummel Carolyn Jones Nicole Krakora Thomas Lentz Evelyn Lieberman, Alice Maroni A Little Dab'll Do Ya James McLaughlin Gary Mercer Raymond Rye III GAO Department of the Interior Ghosts Bureau of Stratigraphy and Paleontology Temple University Mars Bar Zip Code Anthropology Paleontology sci.med Coal Mining Anthracite David Iain Greig talk.origins Prehistoric Early Man Carboniferous Strata David Iain Bituminous Bering Strait extraterrestrial Hubble Space Astronauts Conspiracy Petrified Bone Fossils British Broadcasting Corp. ABC NBC CBS Fox MSNBC The Discovery Channel, The Learning Channel Travel Genealogy Immanuel Velikovsky Ted Holden Neil Steede Woody Woodwoody wood pecker Catastrophism American Medical Laboratories CAT-scan Raymond Dart Jeremy Dahl, Paul Myers Andrew Macrae Copernicus My buddy Larry King, Paula Zahn, Anderson Cooper, Aaron Brown Jack be Nimble Jack be Quick sci.bio.evolution, Intelligent Design American Medical buttociation American Roger Cuffey buttociation of Physical Anthropologists New York NYC Tsuami sci.skeptic miracles paranormal Fiddledesticks Huntley and Brinkley Diane Saywer Roseanna Roseannada Barbara Walter Humphrey Pennyworth Dr. Phil, alt.conspiracy, Wright Bros. Wrong Bros. Thomas Alva Edison Howler Festival Archaeology Berlin Exhibit 5-inch Woman Godzilla Mayor Koch General Swartzenegger,Clem Caddilehopper. Britany Spears Richard Nixon Puxatawney Phil Gen. Douglas MacArthur, National Medical Insbreastute Ft. Lauderdale, Fla. Helen Keller Tokyo Japan TPittsburgh Steelers Gorilla Monsoon Vatican Joe Palooka, John Glenn Billy Meier Standard Time, Atilla the Hun privates Cheney Ross Perot Thomas Alva Edison Jack Auff, JFK Nudist Colony The Star Spangled Banner gen2rev Walt Disney Horse's butt The Department of Interior Johns Hopkins, Walmart The White House Stock Exchange David Sienkiewicz sci..anthropology genealogy 60 Minutes Howard Cosell, New York Yankees Talmud of Jmmanuel 911 Conspiracy Ocean City (N.J. and Maryland) Li'l Abner Coca Cola University of Pennsylvania San Antonio Spurs eBay Cndoleezza Rice Iraq Reuters AP buttocated Press UPI United Press International ABC NBC CBS Fox News CNN MSNBC Meet the Press Larry King Live 20-20 60 Minutes 60 Minutes II Time Newsweek People Life National Enquirer Star Jay Leno, David Letterman, Barbara Walters, Chris Matthews, Good Morning America, The Discovery Channel, PBS British Broadcasting Corp. The Discovery Channel The History Channel, Pravda, George Bush, U.S. Senate, U.S. House of Representatives General Accounting Office GAO New England Journal of Medicine Conan O'Brien Dateline Jenny Jones Jerry Springer Live with Regis Martha Stewart Maury Povich Men Are From Mars... Montel Williams Open Mike Oprah Winfrey Politically Incorrect Rosie O'Donnell Today Daily Show The Ellen DeGeneres Show Jenny Jones Jerry Springer Journey Home Last Call with Carson Daly Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn Late Lunch Late Night with Conan O'Brien Late Show with David Letterman Late World with Zach Maury Povich Show Michael Essany Show Montel Williams Show O'Reilly Oprah Winfrey Show Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher Rosie O'Donnell Show Tonight Show Sen. Richard Byrd