Of course you understand Cyli, et all, that NYC ... will come back and remember that when the harbor patrol splashed him, he was actually wearing a glow in the dark, day-glo green, reflective neoprene suit and was honkin his horn like a New Orleans jazz band, with his little white lite shining at 2 million candle-power - and they still purposely tried to run him over! The night was clear, no fog, and in fact the sun was still shining! And in fact the city lights had all been turned off for this notable occasion in which the NYC Harbor Patrol had decided to go after XYZ, so they had no excuse for splashing him except that they had planned on getting him anyway! Now he had heard that all the lights were going to be turned off, though he did not realize that they were turned off on his accord. That is why he decided to take that notable and unforgetable cruise of the NYC Harbor, that very night, to see the stars above NYC for the very first time, and to be able to hear the silence of the city sleeping, which it seldom did due to all the lights normally. But this night was different. Unlike the Harbor Patrol, he had not been inbibing any celebratory libations on this notable occasion since he wanted all his senses to be sharp for this great event! Little did he know, that they knew, he would be out there, paddling his little rubber boat! A boat given to him by his grandfather who had come all the way across the Atlantic in it, braving storms and Great White attacks! Never was there anywhere, such a noble, and seaworthy vessel! Now we can understand why it was such a shock to him when that big Harbor Patrol Boat, with loud, noisy, 500 HP. engines, came charging out of the quiet darkness to shatter his soliloquy! No,.... I am sorry, I am getting my stories mixed up! That was when they tried to get him the time before! TnT Democrats: The Party of rest 1084Kurtz The problem is, the aged Kennedy frequently rips the balls off GW, which truly blisters the buttes of ignorant right wing losers... Cyli
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