Friday office e-mail chain letter... Got this in the e-mail this morning. Thought I would share it with everyone. It may have been posted before. I got a chuckle out of it. Headlines from the year 2029! Ozone and hydrogen gas created by electric cars is now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia. Mexifornia was formerly the State of California. White minorities are still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Exposing the *Real* "Cinco de MayoSo, just what -is- the *real* "Cinco de Mayo"? ----The Reality---- "Cinco de Mayo has nothing to do with legitimate United States history, but instead commemorates the... Baby conceived naturally, scientists are stumped. Male-female couple pebreastions Supreme Court to reinstate heteroloveual marriage. Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 100 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at the age of 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Walker Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. U.S. Postal Service raises price of first clbutt stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85 year, $75.8 billion study complete: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss! Average weight of Americans drops to 300 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. (I just sent it. I didn't write it!) State of Mbuttachusetts executes their last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA player is now nine feet, seven inches. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida voters are still having trouble with voting machine
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