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Commercial Hotel Edmonton...Smells Like Swamp butt

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THE PLACE SMELLS LIK SOMEONE"S ROTTEN butt!!!

I grew up in Old Strathacona Area and have frequented the area for decades....This evening I thought I would go listen to the band and have a few beers at the Commercial Hotel (Blues on Whyte). Since the "NO SMOKING" law came into effect I thought the place would smell nice and fresh...WRONG.... I was immediately hit with this peculiar and persisitent odour that I could only describe as "SWAMP butt"...the place smelled like puke or poo or something especially around the bar...I mentioned this to the bar staff and the "Tub Girl"...I said "what is that weird smell?'...I asked if they had used an adhesive for new carpeting or repainted...they said NO....I said it smelled like somebody's rotten butt. Some of the staff agreed with me....then 5 minuites later this little 110 pound myopic needle from behind the bar comes up to me and says "you've had enough this evening...it's all pop or coffee for you"...this stranger I was talking to said " that's strange...you look perfectly sober to me and you aren't causing any problems".........I think some staff member told that little 110 pound dork what I said about the bar smelling funny so they cut me off....no big deal..I'm not an alcoholic...I can drink another day...I just thought it weird I was cut off for doing nothing.......as I was leaving I approached this little needle stuffing bottles in a box and said...."excuse me...I don't think I was causing any problems and I am curious as to why you cut me off?".....he said I noticed you wobble.....and 5 seconds later 3 bouncers were all round me looking menacing...I said..."I'm leaving now"...I was escorted to the exit...the bouncers were hoping I would resist so they could pummel me...but I left and said I won't frequent the stink hole anymore...they said " we won't miss you"..I said..."good ...I'll tell all my friends ...and post it on the internet"....

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So here it is...If you want to go have a beer and smell "SWAMP butt" go to the Commercial...The place smells like somebody poo on the floor then puked in it and the staff just smeared it into the carpet or jerked off on it....What a cheap bunch of needles...too cheap to clean the old poo hole out....Good riddance...there are better bars and clubs in West Edmonton.


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