CONFIDENTIAL NOTE DISCOVERED IN CNN TRASH

Larry: Yes, I agree that putting Ed Conrad on Larry King Live Friday night would draw more viewers than Bush debating Saddam Hussein. But, as you know, we've gotta protect our butt. Have someone call Conrad and tell him we just realized we're booked 'til January or that you're going a vacation. Just get rid of him best you can. I don't care what you tell him but. HE CANNOT APPEAR ON CNN. Meanwhile, stick to your regular line-up of guests: over-the-hill actresses, government officials who've been picking America's pockets, quacks, scumbags, legislators who promise everything but deliver nothing, over-the-hill actresses, convicted liquidateers and, of course, the occasional tyrant or two. What we don't want is to give worldwide exposure to this Ed Conrad. Hell, if everyone realizes he's right that the Smithsonian and the sci boys are every bit as corrupt as he says, we'll be in deep poo. Ted P.S. Make sure you burn this memo after reading it. ======================== million years old, dating back to the Carboniferous Period.) Photos show a petrified human femur embedded in slate that was excavated during an open-pit mining operation in Pennsylvania's anthracite region: PETRIFIED HUMAN FINGER AND TOE Photo during Power Point presentation in Switzerland) Two Petrified Human Skulls (one embedded in boulder) Handcarved Tool-Weapon Handle (Turned to Anthracite) Other Petrified Specimens Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center American Medical Laboratories CATscan on petrified premolar Scanning Electron Microscopy on petrified tibia Presence of Haversian canals (Photo of tibia ground section) ==========================================