BUSH UNVEILS SMITHSONIAN STATUE

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Rueters) -- President Bush, just back from the Far East, unveiled a new statue in front of the Smithsonian Insbreastution's Museum of Natural History today. It is a fitting likeness of Charles Darwin shown as a younger man before he began compiling his research and wrote "The Origin of Species," the theory of evolution. "It honors me greatly to show the world just how deeply Darwin searched for truth and evidence," said Bush. "Sometimes I can see myself in that very same position." Smithsonian Insbreastution Secretary Lawrence M. Small buttisted as Bush pulled a velvet curtain off the 78-foot-tall statue as senators and congressmen vigorously applauded. A large group of protesters from Kansas, kept at a distance by a cordon of police, held up placards reading: "Up your's, Bush!" Cindy Sheehan, activist mother of one of the more than 2,070 U.S. servicemen end in Iraq, told Rueters that the President's head would never fit up his rectum "because his ears are too big." ======================== ==========================================

This is the Hubble Telescope's 2004 ultra view photo, one that was taken of a totally blackened sky as seen through an EIGHT-FOOT-STRAW. Result: galaxies upon galaxies upon galaxies, meaning that our universe is far bigger than we can even begin to fathom.

million years old, dating back to the Carboniferous Period.) Photos show a petrified human femur embedded in slate that was excavated during an open-pit mining operation in Pennsylvania's anthracite region: PETRIFIED HUMAN FINGER AND TOE Photo during Power Point presentation in Switzerland) Two Petrified Human Skulls (one embedded in boulder) Handcarved Tool-Weapon Handle (Turned to Anthracite) Other Petrified Specimens Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center American Medical Laboratories CATscan on petrified premolar Scanning Electron Microscopy on petrified tibia Presence of Haversian canals (Photo of tibia ground section)

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