Houston is the kingdom of rednecks and the typical pathetic american suburbian life. Period. Read what other people write about it and then comment: It's official, Houston is a hellhole. Flame me all you want about how could 4 million+ people be wrong but I'm going to state a few facts in support of my opinion: 1. Worst streets of any city in the nation. CAN THIS CITY PLEASE FIX THE TIRE-BUSTING POTHOLES ON WESTHEIMER AND ALL OVER DOWNTOWN! 2. Fat people EVERYWHERE who can't put down their kolaches, donuts or BBQ sandwhiches long enough to get their fat buttes on a treadmill, or, God forbid, TAKE A WALK OUTDOORS. 3. Hillbilly hicks who's "Southern Charm" seems way more fake than the personalities of anyone in L.A.. 4. Never ending construction (eg how long hav they been working on 610 near the Galleria now?) that constantly prevents one from keeping their car(s) clean. 5. Rain, clouds or overcast conditions 6 days out of every week. 6. Impossible to keep a car clean so why wash it? (refer to points 4 & 5) 7. Terrible mbutt transit (WTF is up w-w light rail system that runs in one straight line from downtown to the Reliant Stadium - yeah pretty smart & efficient!) 8. Second only to Dallas in the amount of chain restaurants on every corner. 9. Did I mention the fat people everywhere? 10. "W '04" bumper stickers on 99.2% of the cars in the city. 11. Homogeneous "style"sense of fashion (do guys here ever wear anything BUT tucked in blue starched shirts with khakis)? 12. Did I mention messed up streets everywhere? 13. 20+ intersections in downtown alone which are not merked by street signs in EITHER DIRECTION, making it impossible for the residents to know where the hell they are, much less the tourists.
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