On Thu, 23 Feb 2006 11:19:40 GMT, the faaaaabulous supreme deity Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties, opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of Jeff North From the Great Big Sacred Book of Yoohoophemisms: Book of Matchess, chapter 7, verses 9 - 15: 9. Thus was it revealed through the Great Prophet Dog: "I have seen the future, and it ain't good, folks. A false seer and no-goodnik shall come forth into the WWWorld, bearing ill tidings and bad ideas. 10. The seer shall be called Dorko the Mighty by his few followers and sundry personalities. Dorko the Mighty shall have the power of the superfluous, the glory of that which is unreadable, and dominion over the speechless. 11.Fear not, for one day the speechless ones shall rise up in revolt and revulsion when they hear Dorkus the Mighty proclaim,' What is said, is what is said.' 12. In the end of the reign of Dorkus the Mighty, Yoohoo shall triumph. Yoohoo shall reign supreme. Yoohoophemismists from all across the land shall cry out for knowledge, for love of Yoohoo, and for better quality Irony Meters. 13. The cry shall ring forth: 'The fount of wisdom runneth under. Thou shalt be quoted unto the rest from a thousand killfiles, for such is the way of Yoohoo.' 14. In the end, all shall be right once again, for so Yoohoo has prophesied after, thusly and rightly shall it come to be before.' 15. Yoohoo be praised." Thus spaketh the Great Prophet Dog, as imparted to him by Yoohoo. HOUSTON ain't no city, it's just SUBURBS 596Texas Longhorns Americans are, in fact, rediscovering city centers. It's because the outer suburbs have gotten so far from downtown and traffic on our roads has gotten so bad, it's really... Yoohoo be praised!
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