Bloomberg & Parks Dept. more offenses against usShortly after media tycoon and billionaire beneficiary of free speech Mike Bloomberg was elected I wrote that on First Amendment issues he was even worse than Giuliani. Mike keeps proving me right! His very...
On Thu, 20 Jul 2006 07:02:41 GMT, Craig Chilton -- Help to Make the USA Bigotry-FREE! (ABORT A LIBERAL) (liberal BULL poo removed as a public service) A man enters a bar and orders a drink.The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared chickentail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and loveual proclivities. The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, super models, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's body parts. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He leaves and returns, the robot serves him and asks,"What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says... Real slowly, "So...Is...Your...Party...Gonna...Nominate...Hillary...For...President?"
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